My Life in Lines

Recently in Psychology, we had to write out our life plan and because I think I'm just the most hilarious person on the planet, I decided to write a poem.  No, this is not all that I turned in, I just added it at the end for brownie points.

My Life in Lines:

College house basement where I live

I’m going to leave you, so do forgive

I’m moving on, I’m moving up

New University, new job, new cups (and plates)

You’ll be all empty inside soon

Gonna move my stuff to a new room

Have my roommate picked out, job in tow

You’ll beg me to stay and I’ll just say, “So?”

My major will be more than cool

Two years? They’ll fly by you fool

I’ll date around and own a cat

All I hope is that I won’t get fat

Eventually I’ll settle own

Find “the one”, he’ll get the crown

Work all day, study all night

Then eat ramen by the candlelight

Then that fateful day will roll around

December 13^th, my birthday will be found

I’ll turn 30—hell that’s up there

And poof, I’m rainbow glitter in the air

…and that’s how I died.

THE END