What I've Learned/Learned About Myself During Fall 2010-Spring 2011 At Southern Utah University:
- 1:25 is the perfect time for a Hot Pocket to be cooked
 - It takes me exactly 3 minutes to get from my dorm to the Business building
 - Dryer number 6 DOES NOT WORK (after $4.00 of trying)
 - Winter starts in October and ends in April
 - Cereal tastes even better after midnight
 - Risk brings out the worst in everyone and trust no one
 - Occasionally, papers may be written 30 min. before class starts (high marks still received)
 - Mornings go much better when air drying
 - 7 o'clock classes are the worst things to ever be thought of
 - Time can be found in every day to go to the gym
 - Time can be found in every day to take a nap
 - I would rather miss a class than walk in late (unless it's necessary that I be there)
 - I take off my clothes in my sleep when I'm too hot
 - Korean food is delicious, but is so spicy it makes me cry
 - The same goes for Thai food
 - It's possible to wear shorts in the morning, a parka in the afternoon, then shorts again later
 - Netflix and homework are sworn enemies
 - Netflix and I are best friends
 - Without music, I would go insane
 - Pancakes at midnight are wonderful
 - Hats can be worn to compensate for showering
 - During finals, showers/shaving/eating properly/sleeping/getting dressed are all options
 - Suspenders and sweater vests are beautiful things
 - Going to Walmart is considered "going out"
 - Telling myself that I'll read all the books I brought is a big fat lie
 - I tell myself that eating before bed makes me have lucid dreams so I constantly do it
 - Gaining a "Freshman 15" isn't always bad
 - I save the most mundane things. Ex: Notes scrawled to myself, old papers, receipts, empty boxes
 - There is usually never a time I'm not thinking about eating
 - Swimming in an empty pool is an excellent way to clear my head
 - Sweats and a T-shirt may be worn to any class if it's too hard to actually get dressed
 
This is all I have so far but I'm sure there are plenty more and maybe I'll write down a few more later.  Mostly I did this to make myself laugh at how these past 9 months have been for me.  
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